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AmyWinehouse
Join date: Jul 01, 2008
Country: Great Britain	My Profile

About Me: I'm a troubled British-Americanized singer who is most known for my unhealthy weight, using drugs and wearing a huge beehive of black hair. My sound is soulful while my look is n' and roll!!!

KeanuReeves
Join date: Jun 19, 2008
Country: United States	My Profile

About Me: I'm one of the most criticized and misunderstood actors today - except for those who really get me. I'm simply a human being who is searching for the answers to those questions most people that attempt to use their brain and tap into their emotions also look for - the meaning life, etc. I use my job to explore those questions/answers...a job that gives me the attention I try to avoid which many people think give them the right to criticize and ridicule me. I'm a regular Joe who happens to be an actor. If you like my acting, you’ll watch my movies. If you don’t like me why waste your time to ridicule someone who still has the last laugh? Regardless of what you say, I make a lot more money than you!

JohnMcCain
Join date: May 25, 2008
Country: United States	My Profile

About Me: John McCain (Born June 19th, 2086) is an American politican, God and time traveling warrior. John McCain was genetically engineered in an American Research Facility. Unlike normal humans, McCain contains bodily many organs which allow him to fly, shoot lasers from his eyes, and amass incredible amounts of strength. McCain's skin produced a special layer of transparent nacho cheese, allowing him to time travel without damaging his body or the space time continuum. McCain attended West Point, where he killed fitty Notre Dame fans at a football game. Because he was soo cool, President Jack Lambert granted him a pardon, and made him Secretary of keeping it real. While there, we was deployed on a secret mission to infiltrate the Soviet Union III. While there, he stripped the sacred burrito from the hands of Josef Stalin and ran it for a 50 yard touch down return. As McCain devoured the burrito, he became immortal, and banished the ghost of George W. Bush from existence with his mind. As McCain returned to the United States, he was promoted to Arch Duke of Arizona. While there, one of his servants, Adolf Hitler traveled to 1902 and managed to take over the world. Because Adolf was not certified to do this, s a rip in the space time continuum began to slowy destroy the world. McCain warped back to past in pursuit of Hitler, and pwned him. As McCain was about to put Hitler in the Scorpion death-lock, Hitler managed to throw Sand in McCain's eyes and ran away to Germany. While he was in the past, he killed twenty fundamentalistsand made thier children eat his shit. Never the less, McCain's battle with Hitler had drained his powers, leaving him incapable of escaping from the past for awhile. While in old Arizona, McCain killed an entire family with his toes, and seized thier home. While claiming residency there, McCain went to war, won a bunch of medals, became a hero, scored with a bunch of really hot girls, and eventually became senator. In 1982, McCain's powers had fully recharged. Although he was eager to return back to the year 21st Century, he realized that he needed to stay, and protect Nachos and porno. After forseeing the Notre Dame Football team taking over the world, McCain, Thurgood Marshall, and Brian Urlacher traveled forward in time (because all of them pwned they didn't have to worry about all that space time shit). While in the future they struck down all the Notre Dame players, who were armed with Uzis, usinh only their bare hands. Following thier victory, they went back to the present, and smoked up with Zakk Wylde. John McCain will slash, and gash and cut yo Ass

BarackObama
Join date: Mar 05, 2008
Country: United States	My Profile

About Me: I'm some Noob running for President that offers little beyond meaningless speeches with positive words like future, vision, better, we will, ect. I have been in the Senate for three years and have spent two of those years running for President. Basically I'm a guy with one year on the job. As an Illinois state legislator I often voted with Republicans or "present" on most bills dealing with abortion. I also voted with conservatives in the Terri Shiavo feeding tube case, bill S.636. A bill of federal intervention that took power away from the state of Florida. A vote I said he should have known was unconstitutional being a constitutional professor. As chairman of a subcommittee responsible for NATO policy I have not held a single meeting and admit it is because I have been running for President.

Debbiegibson
Join date: Feb 19, 2008
Country: United States	My Profile

About Me: Unlike current young pop acts like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and even Ashley Tisdale, I actually have talent and I'm more focused on my career as an actress & singer instead of getting attention for nothing. Not to mention that I still look great without looking like a human Barbie doll like Pamela Anderson.

Ice-T
Join date: Jan 01, 2008
Country: United States	My Profile

About Me: I was one of the most hardcore rappers that ever lived...then all of a sudden I sold out and now I'm actor on tv....

HowardStern
Join date: Dec 22, 2007
Country: United States	My Profile

About Me: I'm a radio jock who is past my prime and takes months off at a time now that I have cashed in. I ride my limo up my elevator to do my show at Sirius so I don't have to mingle with my retarded zombie fans.

Shakespeare
Join date: Nov 23, 2007
Country: Great Britain	My Profile

About Me: I'm a brilliant playwright who's works are the cause of constant bitching from people either too stupid to understand them, or too lazy to bother to try. My most famous works being: Hamlet, Macbeth, and Othello. Which deal with (respectively): A depressed goth kid, Assassinating leaders, and interracial sex...if this isn't relevant to modern times I don't know what is.

PabloEscobar
Join date: Nov 20, 2007
Country: Colombia	My Profile

About Me: I was a Columbian Drug Kingpin, who became a billionaire in the 1980's by selling Cocaine. I was like a Robin Hood by donating generously to the Columbian poor, but I'm mostly known as the richest drug dealer to ever have lived. It took US. special forces, navy seals and the Columbian army to finally kill me in the Largest man hunt in history.

Borat
Join date: Nov 15, 2007
Country: Kazakhinstan	My Profile

About Me: I'm a smiley guy from a nightmarish muslim country where the inhabitants are all savages, pedophiles and the girls are all prostitutes (and they are all antisemitic).

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